An ambitious young blonde woman, in need of money, decided to hire herself out as a handyman-type.

She began, door to door, canvassing a wealthy neighborhood for work. She went to the front door of the first house and asked the owner if he had any jobs for her to do.

“Well, you can paint my porch. How much will you charge?”

The blonde said, “How about 50 dollars?” The man agreed and told her that the paint and ladders that she might need were in the garage. A short time later, the blonde came to the door to collect her money.

“You’re finished already?” he asked.

“Yes,” the blonde answered, “and I had paint left over, so I gave it two coats.” Impressed, the man reached in his pocket for the $50.

“And by the way,” the blonde added, “that’s not a Porch, it’s a Ferrari.”

Top 10 reasons Palin is resigning    10. Joining the Alaska National Guard just in case Putin rears his head again.    9. Needs the extra time to buy up and shred every copy of this month’s Vanity Fair.    8. RNC accidently emailed her the speech meant for Mark Sanford.    7. Plotting revenge against Letterman is a full time job.    6. Wanted to knock all the Michael Jackson coverage off of cable news.    5. Premiering this fall: “Regis & Sarah”.    4. Finally decided to study up for the Katie Couric interview    3. Heard Biden had left the country and is hoping to be considered for the VP job again    2. Is moving to Minnesota to head up the recount for Norm Coleman    1. Joining cast of Saturday Night Live as a Tina Fey impersonator.